Title: Never Make A Bet With Cristiano Ronaldo (Cos He Always Wins)

Rating: PG-13 for slight language

Dislcaimer: Obviously I don’t own or they’d run around naked all the time. Oh yes.

Patrice wrinkled his nose as Rio informed the group of his newest prank.

"Think he will actually wear them?"

"Nah, he’s not that mental," Michael answered.

"At least, he’ ( Read more... )

title: a red devil’s livejournal (6/?)
rating: pg-13
pairings: a few implied, but nothing yet. we'll see.
author's note: it's been a long time, no? hopefully you are all still interested in this. this is for tasteslikeboys who wanted an update. ♥


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This is a long time coming. Obviously, Wayne Rooney's birthday was two weeks ago. Originally this was only going to be as long as the first section, but the muses....they wanted more. And I finally finished typing this up ( Read more... )

title: the birthday story (2/2)
rating: pg-13
author's note: please forgive the grammar, spelling mistakes. this is unbeta'd. also, sorry for my utter lack of creativity. quite frankly, i am not funny at all. but i just want to say i had fun writing this - and hopefully it shows. enjoy!


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title: the birthday story (1/2)
rating: pg-13
author's note: just some fluffy!crack, if you will. i wanted to post this earlier (say, like, on wayne's actual birthday) but i procrastinated and thus, why it is so late. forgive me. it's also been a while since i've written crack of any sort - so excuse the crappy!jokes and what not. but other than ( Read more... )

Creaky Stairs 2

over all: humor, (angst?) horror. NC-17. Many pairings. Unreal-pairings.

Some of the guys in the first team come over to spend the weekend at Wayne’s in the countryside. “I swear this place is haunted”, Michael breathed, his face as white as a clean sheet.

this part
A/N This fic is time-lined after the Europe XI-game in March, ( Read more... )

OMG! My first ever United fics. *bites nails nervously* Here's hoping they're as good as the ones everyone else writes. :) And I think I got all the tags.....there were a lot.

Title: This Feeling

Pairing: Rio/Vida

Rating: PG (for any language and/or implications)

Disclaimer: Obviously they don’t belong to me.....if they did, I’d lock them up and never ( Read more... )

title: a red devil’s livejournal
rating: PG
pairings: a few implied, but nothing yet. we'll see.
author's note: you probably already know by now this is all crack. just something i conjured up with my warped mind. so enjoy. i know it's been a while since i last updated. im slowly getting my 'funny' back. slowly. haha. as always, thank you everyone ( Read more... )

Title: Cloudy Day Sunrise 2/?
Rating: PG
Pairing: In this part - Ryan/Gary, Paul/Ole and Cris/Wayne.
Disclaimer: I own the boys in my dreams. But in reality? No, not so much.
Author Note: 2,471 words. This is actually the second part of Chapter 1, but we'll just go ahead and say it's Chapter 2. Un-beta'd; mistakes are all mine. Sorry if some of the ( Read more... )

title Creaky Stairs 1/?
Rating R/NC-17
Pairings in this part Rio Ferdinand/Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs/Gary Neville, Gary Neville/David Beckham, Darren Fletcher/John O'Shea? Darren Fletcher/Alan Smith, Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic, Gabriel Heinze/Cristiano Ronaldo? Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney.
Genre bad humor, angst, drama?
Summary Most of the guys ( Read more... )